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O.M.N.I. Academy

          The following goes to what we want the media to do as to impact our current nightmarish situation. By this we mean over the last 30 years we have been subject to a kakistocratic government. This would be to introduce ombudsman accurately into our lexicon, with reference as to who these new guards are 'Jason Bourne' Their mission, accomplishments, and history here in the U.S., and abroad.
           The ensuing description goes to whom they are. In an ad it would look something as this.
           OMNI Academy is looking for recruits between the ages of 18 to 20 , taking applications of 17 year olds to be trained as an elite force to combat the growing danger corruption is having on our nation.              
          
We here at OMNI have no interest in you being all you can be. We are only interested in whom you have been. If the following description sounds familiar and you realize that what you are hearing has resonance to your normal operating state, we promise that you will be interested into the investigation of this Website.
           Inherent common traits with those who work in Espionage,
[James Bond ] Journalism, [ Mike Malloy ] and Archeology, [Lara Croft.]
           You have always had an insatiable desire to get at the truth, always endeavoring to get at the bottom of things, remaining mostly in putare mode, never chatty unless a pet subject is raised. You can ask the most direct and embarrassing questions without blinking an eye. Can deal with difficult and offensive people, anyone with something to hide should avoid a confrontation with you if possible, however unlikely as your intuition and understanding of human nature is phenomenal.
           Not good, but experts at unraveling the secrets in other peoples lives, reveling at cat & mouse games with skill at conducting intrigue. Nothing pleases you more than proving your intellectual superiority in a contest of wits. Proud but not egotistical, dramatic but not ostentatious, supremely self-aware.
           People like to forget the real world, as ignorance is bliss, but not you, as you can't stand to kid yourself. Critical and skeptical, you listen to what others have to say but you don't readily believe them, golden rule being not to accept anything unless you have proved it. In your search for what counts you have learned to accept facts only.
           You can be tough, damn tough, rending an inept male or female veteran government agent asunder with the edge of your tongue. As ombudsmen you walk very softly while carrying a big stick, Harsh language being your primal weapon. Hurling invective is known in this trade as giving sharp reminders. It would seem our malministers keep forgetting whom they are servile to, your vigilance in this area will allow our country to heal from the thirty years of damage that has been done to it.           Those close to you will tell us that you personify indomitability, which you use to reach your goals, which you fix years ahead, tenaciously working toward irrespective of the difficulties. You have a one-track mind, not going around obstacles or trying to remove them. Anything in your path gets flattened no matter how long it takes. You're bold, self-willed and love adventure, courage in the face of danger is expected. Also an excellent leader, born strategist, astute tactician.
           In an emergency you are cool, calm, and decisive. Powers of observation are acute, your mind works well under moment to moment pressure. Experience has taught you that others are easily conned, that they are far to willing to accept without questioning the official contrived view, you know better and it shows in your bluntness, you are merciless with fools who call themselves malministers.
           As long as you're not opposed you're a very likable person, helpful and courteous with good taste, a civilized outlook and an innate appreciation of the artistic and cultural side of life.
           People can overlook your rather caustic remarks because what you say usually contains the truth. The fact that people don't always like to hear the truth about themselves doesn't prevent them from admiring your straight from the shoulder style. You'll never back down on a matter of principle. No authority can hope to compel you against your will more than temporarily. Eventually you win out because you will continue to machinate and undermine long after everyone else has got tired of the fight. In some ways, you are as invincible as you are implacable; victory sometimes comes to you by default. Some who unwisely try to match your physical endurance collapse with exhaustion, nothing daunts you, no added burden is to great, yet paradoxically, you can be quite lazy; sitting back, and taking it easy for long periods, spending your time in putare mode.
           You seldom make a promise of your own volition, but when you do, you keep them. Omni will show you how to change in this area, as the more free you are to give your word the more awesome your life will become, MLK. You bring out the best in others.
           Our female ombudsmen are dominant, masterful, unyielding, unfathomable and charged with high - pitched unstable emotionality when dealing with bosses as the malminister Arvin Sloan. see Sydney Bristow on Alias when she dresses down her boss.
           You think and act simultaneously; your self-control is tremendous.
If ever you go off the rails in any way, it's because you wish to, not because you've lost your restraint. The exception is when your emotions are suddenly inflamed and you lash out or act on impulse. In these brief moments, you can do a terrible amount of damage. see any Bond flick. Fortunately, this happens rarely. 'Our training will help greatly in this area.'
          Most of the time you maintain a façade of well-regulated control when in fierce confrontation, when inside you are usually in turmoil.           At heart you are altruistic, you wish to heal your fellow man, naturally adopted to probe or cut to remove the mental hang-ups and physical causes that prevent men from being what they are, or ought to be.           You know and feel things that make you realize your perception reaches beyond the senses, a highly developed intellect and sharp, resourceful mind. Subjects you are interested in, you learn very quickly. Your unquenchable desire to govern often induces you to take a duty others would avoid. Memory is excellent, you make a point of being well informed on topics and projects you undertake, absorbing facts easily, paying close attention to details. A thorough and systematic thinker. You sift and isolate facts considering them individually, in succession, quick to discern what is relevant. What you want, you pursue; what you don't want you shun; what opposes you, you raze. You fortify yourself against outside influence by learning everything about a subject that interests you. In your opinion, there's only one way to do something your involved in, and that's your way.
           Paradoxically you are not a maverick, rather a company man. You don't necessarily want to be the boss. Well, not yet, as the most resourceful person around the place, you never want to make a move until your absolutely ready. And that means knowing the business. This means taking orders and redoing work to satisfy a fastidious boss, which comes easily with no ill will, you may think the old man is bent, but this opinion makes no difference to your work. The boss is the boss, whatever he wants is acceptable, that is, as long as you see clearly that under him you are going places.
           You allow your pursuits to remain as visionary for years as you work to have it become reality. You are more concerned with the inevitability of the end than with the irritations in between. As an employee special favors are not expected, only what is due you. Self-opinion based on an honest assessment of your worth and capabilities are enough, compliments don't impress you much, you see instantly through flattery. Your whole attitude is purposeful and workmanlike. You are forever learning and moving ahead on the strength of that knowledge. An extremely loyal employee, however when the time comes [as it must] for you to make your push for supremacy, you will discard all previous alliances. You will change sides without compunction and work just as earnestly and conscientiously for others or the CIA. Committed only to your own goals, while these happen to coincide with those of an employer, you can be counted on never to let him down.
           The first thing everyone notices about you is your penetrative intelligence; you go straight to the heart of a matter with an economy of words and astonishing accuracy. Malministers can never get around to a discussion with an Ombudsman if the depute doesn't think you're very bright, unless the depute has an ulterior motive. In which case, he will mentally note all your weak spots with terrifying insight, butter you up and prepare to dispose of you to his advantage. As investigators you have an uncanny gift of assessing the chances of success and failure, you can see future developments, anticipate moves and you'll analyze your machinations on the spot with computer like precision. The next thing people notice is your thoroughness, you never go off half cocked, everything is worked out beforehand, particularly the strengths of the malministers involved. Nor do you have a weak stomach when it comes to physical torture. see Seven Days.
          Professions and Role models who demonstrate all these traits are as follows
One. -Archeologist - who unearths hidden information, Lara Croft and Indiana Jones.
Two. - Espionage, - Sydney Bristow, Jason Bourne, James Bond,
          Three.- Journalists -Edward R Murrow, Woodward & Bernstien, and Randi Rhodes
Four. - Medicine - Quincy, House.
Five. Detectives -Harry Callahan, John McClain
Six.- Private Investigators - Jim Rockford, Magnum P.I.
Seven.- Scientific Research - Keanu Reaves in Chain Reaction.
     
Eight.- Navy Seals - G.I. Jane. Viggo Mortenson
Nine.- Negotiators - Kevin Spacey
Ten - Ombudsmen - Rambo 2. Young, Mark Sway in the Client, The Bourne Trilogy and Danny Roman whose job was adventurous as a negotiator. This job was stripped away by government agency malministers. Like Jason Bourne, Danny was now working from the public sector as an un-commissioned ombudsman to investigate the activities of government agents who infringed upon his rights. Danny promised his wife that he would not go off the rails as he proceeded with his investigation to unearth hidden information. No authority could hope to compel Danny against his will more than temporarily. Soon he had the entire agency out to stop his query by use of deadly force.
           Danny had to think and act simultaneously under moment-to-moment pressure, dealing with difficult and offensive officials. As a born strategists and astute tactician Danny machinated the arrival of an outside official so as to enroll him as a co-investigator to uncover the conspirators. Danny maintained a façade of well regulated control, though inside he was in turmoil, [not because of any doubts or uncertainties but rather of the sheer intensity of his feelings]
           Others may be content to forget a wrong once the person who committed it is out of their life, not so with Danny's character waiting years if necessary for the moment of retribution, but facing a long prison sentence he didn't have years, quite capable of engineering complex machinations to bring about a malministers downfall he got started right away. Danny could be friendly and helpful while plotting mercilessly. Danny knew that the agents on the Force were far to willing to accept the official contrived view, that he had stolen their emergency funds. The high-ranking malminister, Arvin Sloan underestimated Danny's abilities and determination. Soon he fell prey to Kevin's equally shared abilities and was removed from public office for life.
           Danny was held in high esteem by all his colleagues as an ombudsman deputare extraordinare.
          
           Usually you are specialists working indefatigably to find a cure, solution or answer. When dedicated, you are oblivious to failure, time or money. You persevere long after others have given up or despaired.           As a natural builder your vision is vast. Not just building a house or two, you want to transform the environment, turn deserts into generators of electricity as you always favor the boldest, the biggest and the most dramatic of improvements. Out of all this emerges your ombudsman reputation for dependability. You don't accept challenges lightly; you dismiss fools; you manipulate and struggle to the death. Such a temperament if nothing else is dependable. Your incredible power of persistence will wear down the toughest opponent, you never ever give up, keeping up such a high-pitched scream of pressure that the opposition will usually give up, give in, compromise or surrender in some way just to escape the perpetual nerve-pinching pain. You are quite unaffected by the exertion and tension involved in maintaining such pressure. You can keep this up for years. Patrick Swayze singing to Whoopi . Well that's about it for the pluses.
          On the debit side tactlessness is a career breaker for you, you can't help putting your foot in' blurting out a truth nobody wants to hear, upsetting just about everyone who counts, qualities of a good investigative journalists but not much else, you'd be better of choosing a career where your advancement depends on the fewest number of people.
           In your own business your straightforward and often blunt manner is less likely to offend those who are paying for your opinion than a superior. Still, you have to start somewhere before you set up on your own. The sooner you can find a boss who likes or admires your conscientious, drive and tireless energy, or the speed in which you are able to learn and assimilate, the better. The more people you have to please, the riskier are your chances. You do possess personal magnetism, apart from your other considerable talents. As a rule, you should have no trouble getting a job; the problem is holding it will rest purely on personal relations. Those who take to you will tend to overlook your tactlessness, provided you don't go to far.
           In you, there is always a degree of reserve and doubt, which sometimes comes across as suspicion or distrust. Frequently you are just plain disdainful and contemptuous when others try to convince or lay their ideology on you. In your search for what counts, you have learned to accept facts only.
           If you meet or exceed in the definition of a patron along with the aforementioned and your looking for a career in the investigative field, OMNI will provide the structure necessary for you to become an investigator.
           Tuition is $1,000 after which you will be expected to work for four years with a salary starting at $50,000. those of you seeking more than drudge work [ sitting in on government meetings] will be provided with computers for an on-line college coarse to become distinguished in law or even earn your bachelors in the investigative field which would allow you to be commissioned by this new administration as Investigators or more correct as a Chancellors Depute.
           Once our posts are filled we will allow NCIS to come and give a three hour enrollment seminar to join their service. Both the NCIS and the FBI will finish paying off your student loans, or they will lose out.
           Our preliminary investigation into Kaplan College and South University has the following offered courses needed.
Kaplan website, http://talent.kaplan.edu/intro.aspx
South University. http://www.southuniversity.edu
Criminology.
                   For our students working for their Justitie Chevron
Criminal Law.
                                        For our Chancellor Program
Restorative Justice.
                                                                          
Criminal Investigations
Criminalistics 1
Deviant Behavior.
Criminal Justice Management and Administration

Juvenile Justice System.
            For our Barnombudsman Program
Victimology.
                                 For our Animalombudsman Program
          
                                           For our Handikappombudsman
Race, Class, and Gender in Criminal Justice Criminal
 Justice                                      
Critical Issues in Criminal Justice.
    
Criminal Investigations
                        For our Jamstalldhetsombudsman

Intro to Criminal Justice System.
                    This is for all recruits               
Intro to Law Enforcement.
Intro to Criminal Courts.
Intro to Corrections.
Writing for Criminal Justice.
Criminal Procedures.
Race, Class, and Gender in Criminal Justice
          Electives
Ethics in Criminal Justice.
Comparative Criminal Justice Systems
Law Enforcement Operations
Civil Liability Criminal Justice Research.
           OMNI Academy will provide the structure, support and encouragement to keep your mind focused on the goal, that being a functional Nation.
          Most recruits will not make it past the first three months, in this case they will receive half their tuition back. One in two hundred people possess this profile. Targeting 18 to 20 year olds will need the added capability of the media to recruit the amount of numbers needed to abate the number of malministers we have accrued over a thirty - year span.           
          
The only reason malministers are getting away with illegal arrests; 'AKA Tommy Chong' is that there are no ombudsmen around.           O.M.N.I. Will train you in patronage. Our countries most notable Patrons will drop in for seminars lasting up to three hours. Other professional trainers will hold your attention for five days straight with only breaks to sleep and eat.
           How human beings are designed will be the main focus. Expect to be taken apart for the purpose to see how human beings are wired up.  We all sabotage ourselves as part of our design, by the end of the course you will be able to check yourself before giving a would be detractor any ammunition. As you come to understand, your paradigm will shift, as in watching Hillary Swank train her High school students, see Freedom Writers and tune into Gary Nulls lectures, as part of your pre-training exercise, streaming @ his web site.
           Also as part of your training exercise, flight instruction will be given until you solo. You have a gift, we are going to reach in to grab it so when we shake you, all that remains is gold.
           Toward the end of your training we will fly in ombudsmen and chancellors from Scandinavia and Alaska to show you how to set up your office. Only with this information and training will you be able to serve our malcontents professionally, as civil servants.
           As patrons we approve of all applicants who meet the profile of an Ombudsman. As long as you are disciplined and can get around [wheelchairs are fine] you can do this duty. Cadets who do not welcome or approve of their physically impaired fellow plebes will lose their patron status. It won't be as adventurous as being a negotiator but after 5 years of field work you will have a resumé that will get you your adventurous job; not to say some of you won't have memorable adventures.
           This duty is mostly sitting in on government meetings with Arnold in the back of the room with your mouth shut; 'ninja style', Violation of these non-intrusive rules and you will be terminated. You may speak with officials outside of chamber halls but not about anything discussed. Your only function is that of observer. The rest of the time will be spent taking complaints and investigating them.
           Also you will be going to penitentiaries to speak with our inmates, and making sure we are free of election fraud Case File; An experienced pilot Mike Connell reportedly died in a plane crash Dec. 19th. The official contrived view is that bad weather brought down the plane that was running out of fuel. A trooper immediately identified the body but then we read elsewhere that there was nothing left but debris and the fireball was enormous. So maybe the plane was not low on gas and maybe there was no bad weather as was stated by the local airport, and maybe Mike was not even on the plane.
           As ombudsmen your commission is to investigate all official contrived views, as they are not designed to benefit we the people but rather the malministers whom contrive them. Michael was a top republican strategist who was set to testify in a case alleging election tampering in Ohio 2004. Mike was the chief I.T. consultant to Carl Rove and created websites to the Bush and McCain electoral campaigns. He also set up the official Ohio State election website reporting the 2004 presidential returns. Mike was deposed by attorneys Cliff Arnebeck & Bob Fitrakis about his actions during the 2004 vote count and his access to Carl Roves e-mail files and how they went missing.
           Connell said he was afraid Bush and Cheney would throw him under the bus and asked for protection as a witness in an important case. Previously he alerted Attorney General Mike Mulcasey alleging threats from Carl Rove if he refused to quote, take the fall. The primary reason Connell helped to steal the election was to save the babies from being aborted. Connell was up past his eyeballs in the most sensitive and explosive aspects of the crime family which masquerades as a political party, said Mark Crispen Miller on Democracy Now.
           From Connells deposition it was clear that he wanted to speak more on crimes perpetrated to keep neo-cons in power. Connell was scared and wanted to talk.
           As investigators none of the aforesaid sways you. Your only duty is to find the facts. Upon graduating from our academy you will be given an indefinite leave until called upon to receive your commission. While in the academy you will be constructing our training facility. Once you enter our program you will be considered general ordinance just as those whom serve in our Guard. You will be considered commissioned officers by this republic, the same laws will apply. You will need to brush up on your computer skills and penmanship before applying, as investigators you will be taking legible notes.
           We will need a hand-written single paragraph of why you should be selected, along with your vital statistics, birthdate and so on. We will begin taking applications as soon as we get our Patrons on board. Those with constuction skills will be the first recruits we accept as our Academy will look a lot like the mobile army surgical hospital on MASH. Send in your paragraph along with your membership application to U.S.O.A. If your not accepted into the program this year try again next year as we will be able to handle more recruits at that time.

 

 

 


 

 


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